So I am La Nouvelle Orleans, for those of you who don't parlez vous francais (and yes I do know french...) that is New Orleans where mi padre (and yes spanish also) is from. Everyone's been calling me fat lately but my daddy says it's ok as long as I'm happy. I threw up on my mommy while she was sleeping. I ate it to try and hide it. Irregardless, they still found it :(.

My new years resolution is to stop eating my throw up to lose some weight.