There has been a new dog in the house... and ever since..everyone has been calling me fat..in my opinion..it's not that i'm fat..it's just he is really really skinny.

In addition, I have overheard them talking about possibly taking me out for jogs to shed some lbs. Are they crazy??? it's 110 degrees! Just put me outside for 5 minutes and I'm sure fat will start melting off..don't make me also run in this heat.

as they say..beware.. there is die..in DIE-T.

and practice safety first.