I want to offer some advice to my fellow puppies out there. I have gotten into a lot of trouble this week, but I've managed to get my parents to still love me. After today's episode of knocking over the trashcan, spreading all the trash in the living room, and eating the chicken wings in there, my parents kept yelling at me and said that I would stay in my cage for one week. It only lasted 3 hours. Let me tell you how I did this.

While in the cage

1. Do not act bratty i.e don't scratch the rails and don't bark.
2. Look very sad and look like you understood you did something very wrong. Look apologetic.
3. Try to get as much eye contact as possible (do it to the weaker of the two - he/she will be the one that lets you out).
4. Have watery eyes or sniffle.
5. Rest your head against the cage or poke your nose through the hole and lay there.
6. Be cute.

Outside the Cage (to prevent re-entrance)
7. Do not be rambunctious.
8. Do not do the same thing that got you here (do it when they are gone).

Good luck. We can beat Cesar Milan.

So I am La Nouvelle Orleans, for those of you who don't parlez vous francais (and yes I do know french...) that is New Orleans where mi padre (and yes spanish also) is from. Everyone's been calling me fat lately but my daddy says it's ok as long as I'm happy. I threw up on my mommy while she was sleeping. I ate it to try and hide it. Irregardless, they still found it :(.

My new years resolution is to stop eating my throw up to lose some weight.

I need to know the effects of eating aluminum foil. How do people eat cookies without the foil???? I need opposable thumbs.

I wonder if chocolate really blinds dogs. I ate already three Reeses and I can still see fine. Please don't tell my parents; they only thought I ate one - I swallowed the evidence of the other two wrappers.

Barney