There has been a new dog in the house... and ever since..everyone has been calling me fat..in my opinion..it's not that i'm fat..it's just he is really really skinny.

In addition, I have overheard them talking about possibly taking me out for jogs to shed some lbs. Are they crazy??? it's 110 degrees! Just put me outside for 5 minutes and I'm sure fat will start melting off..don't make me also run in this heat.

as they say..beware.. there is die..in DIE-T.

and practice safety first.

This was at my parents engagement party. I gave a touching speech about how when I had gastroenteritis my mom and dad slept by my cage every night and cleaned up after me. Also, that even though I ruined all of the carpet in the house they still love me unconditionally. I will try to be a better dog and try to cuddle more. It's really hot outside now in Texas so maybe this will have to wait until the winter time.

I want to offer some advice to my fellow puppies out there. I have gotten into a lot of trouble this week, but I've managed to get my parents to still love me. After today's episode of knocking over the trashcan, spreading all the trash in the living room, and eating the chicken wings in there, my parents kept yelling at me and said that I would stay in my cage for one week. It only lasted 3 hours. Let me tell you how I did this.

While in the cage

1. Do not act bratty i.e don't scratch the rails and don't bark.
2. Look very sad and look like you understood you did something very wrong. Look apologetic.
3. Try to get as much eye contact as possible (do it to the weaker of the two - he/she will be the one that lets you out).
4. Have watery eyes or sniffle.
5. Rest your head against the cage or poke your nose through the hole and lay there.
6. Be cute.

Outside the Cage (to prevent re-entrance)
7. Do not be rambunctious.
8. Do not do the same thing that got you here (do it when they are gone).

Good luck. We can beat Cesar Milan.

So I am La Nouvelle Orleans, for those of you who don't parlez vous francais (and yes I do know french...) that is New Orleans where mi padre (and yes spanish also) is from. Everyone's been calling me fat lately but my daddy says it's ok as long as I'm happy. I threw up on my mommy while she was sleeping. I ate it to try and hide it. Irregardless, they still found it :(.

My new years resolution is to stop eating my throw up to lose some weight.

I need to know the effects of eating aluminum foil. How do people eat cookies without the foil???? I need opposable thumbs.

I wonder if chocolate really blinds dogs. I ate already three Reeses and I can still see fine. Please don't tell my parents; they only thought I ate one - I swallowed the evidence of the other two wrappers.

Barney

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I am Barney but also sometimes I go by barnacle..and whatstarted as barnitzel is now nitzel.
I was born..well I don't know when I was born because they never sent my birth certificate. I don't know how to speak english but I am legal (i'm speaking barkbark..and this is being translated).